I am indebted to Normblog for this link:
THE NEW YORK TIMES reveals that Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis is not fiction after all! It is fact!
Irate publishers have tried emailing and telephoning Franz Kafka, but he appears to have gone to ground, and is not answering calls to explain this scandal.
And neither is his neighbour Gregor who suffers from a rare syndrome in which the sufferer grows a hard carapace and antennae...